teacher's nightmare!

Kids Are Quick  ___________________________________  TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America .  MARIA:       Here it is.  TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?  CLASS:        Maria.  ____________________________________    TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  JOHN:  You told me to do it without using tables.  __________________________________________  TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'  GLENN:     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  TEACHER:  No, that's wrong  GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.    (I  Love this kid)  ____________________________________________  TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.  TEACHER:   What are you talking about?  DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.    __________________________________  TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.  WINNIE:     Me!  __________________________________________    TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?  GLEN:   Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.    _______________________________________  TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '  MILLIE:       I  is...  TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'  MILLIE:       All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'       ________________________________  TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?  LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand...      ______________________________________    TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  SIMON:     No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.    ______________________________  TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?  CLYDE :      No, sir. It's the same dog.    ___________________________________  TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  HAROLD:      A teacher  __________________________________    hehehe~ well laughter is d best medicine maa.... (^_^)